█ 10% Insane
██ 20% emo
███ 30% fan-girl
████ 40% Nice
█████ 50% awkward
██████ 60% Out of shape
███████ 70% Sarcastic
████████ 80% nerdy
█████████ 90% Lazy
██████████ 100% NINJA!!!

Normal girls panic over a broken nail. I panic over broken headphones.
Normal girls don't go into the woods at night. I go search for Slender Man.
Normal girls say cannibal. I say Eyeless Jack.
Normal girls say go to hell. I say go to sleep.
Normal girls say why'd you do that. I say you shouldn't have done that.
Normal girls fan girl over boy bands. I fan girl over fictional characters.
Normal girls stay normal and human. I stay weird and creepy.
Normal girls say scary story. I say Creepypasta
Normal girls wear bows. I wear beanies.
Normal girls won't repost this. Weirdo's like me do.
They say God, We say Zalgo.
They ask if you want to go out, We ask if we can have your kidneys.
They eat ice cream, We eat cheesecake
They say monsters, We say AWESOME! 

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I stalked with Slender Man on that day.
I baked cupcakes with Pinkamena on that day.
I beat Alex with Masky on that day.
I burned with Jeff on that day.
I drowned on the ship with BEN on that day.
I played with Sally on that day.
I ate kidneys with Eyeless Jack on that day.
I got revenge on Jeff with Jane on that day.
I took the pills with Meowledy on that day.
I was there the entire time,standing next to them.

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