My cats are amusing.
Every morning, I get up, the dude cat smudge rubs my legs and meows, I meow back and he looks at me shocked. The rest of the day I copy his meows and it seems as if we are having a conversation, he never seems shocked after the first meow. But its like clockwork, every day he gets shocked when I first meow back.
Tache, my girl, shes a shy cinnamon roll. I can pick her up (which is significant because she doesn't let ANYONE pick her up) though rarely.
SO,
Here I am reading some MLB chat nior x reader and I hear smudge meowing, so I meow back. He was trying to mount tache. The both of them are spayed and neutered, but this is oddly normal.