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Hey y'all, the pathologically lying procrastinator is back with a big announcement.
Remember how I said a while back that regardless of how long it took, I'd eventually finish HalfTale? Well, as you might've already guessed from where this was going, it turns out that was a huge, optimistic, and bold-faced lie. HalfTale is dead, I've seen as a cringe story since the beginning and I only really wrote it in order to kill time when I didn't know what else to fucking do.
So, "where does that leave me as an author?", you nonexistent fucks may think to yourself. I'm not done writing, but I will be ditching this account entirely. I find the idea of deleting content online stupid, so what's written for HalfTale won't be removed unless Wattpad decides to delete my account.
Where will my new account be, you may ask? Fuck if I'm gonna tell ya. If anybody here wants to find me, I'll be somewhere on Wattpad, writing an entirely different type of story, completely original.
Was fun being here, but I'm moving on. See y'all never.
