Bio: Sonic the Hedgehog. A video game character. A mascot. An icon. A speeding blue blur known to bring forth joy and prosperity to those who played SEGA's games. Though things are not quite as simple as we would like to believe. Like any franchise there are endless worlds, and universes that open up, some not created by SEGA, but by fans themselves. This caused a turn for our heroic hedgehog. What once was a utopia became a cesspool of non-creative hacks, bad artistry, and terrible original characters. It's a web, carefully crafted with lies and deceit, interlaced within the universes created by these, "fans."  We've all been caught in this web. There is only one hedgehog that can save us....CuNtTHeHEDgEYHOgG, a private eye and former member of The Street Syndicate. The Street Syndicate is a global force hellbent on taking down the tyrannical rule that has taken beloved franchises and shitted (not just a simple shit, like a really shity shit. You know, when the shit is all liquid and you can feel it slip and slide through each of your individual ass hairs) on them. He will prove once and for all that he is the ultimate life-form, I mean, ultimate fan character. 

Character Description: 
Age: Drug Addict  
Sex: Yes 
Height: Manslaughter 
Weight: Arson 
Shoe Size: Indecent Exposure 
Eye Color: Raging Alcoholic
Power/Abilities: Tax Evasion