Cultofjuanism

Happy new year buttholes I hate the holidays I can’t wait to go back to college and I’m not at the same time it’s so sad to see the Christmas isle all battered and reduced I hope 2026 will treat us well (though it probably won’t) 

Merry Christmas my fellow fanfiction freaks im so excited to eat too much and open all the presents I’m going to write some more after the holidays 

What is you guys favourite Christmas song mine is fairy tale of new York I can’t wait for Christmas I am getting a hot glue gun and a rohan keychain 

I had a dream Dave mustaine was sat in the corner of my bedroom and I had just woken up and was half asleep so I just pointed at him and he looked at me as if to say the fuck? Like he belonged there what the hell man 

I might be seeing Metallica next year in Ireland or London hoorah ! James watch the fuck out. Be prepared.

Whats with all these accounts commenting shit like “wow ur story is amazing I’d love to turn it into a comic blah blah” and it’s a fanfic about homeless Rohan kishibe on crack entering a mr beast giveaway.

Fucking moth just landed in my bed and I don’t know where it’s gone, I’m scared it’s gonna crawl up my ass in the middle of the night. 

Mana sama just indirectly said they are working to get malice mizer officially uploaded to digital music platforms, yuki and kozi posted it as well. I am so hopeful 

For the first time another guy was interested in me, at first I thought he hated me for some reason because he would snatch things out of my hand and stare at me from across the classroom but he texted me trying to get to know me and saying he understands my social problems and he will be my friend but I ghosted him because I thought it was weird and I was scared of him fast forward after prom he said I looked handsome and he was interested in me, I didn’t realise it at first I felt so silly. I blocked him anyway because I was still scared again, I think I should date women instead it’s safer plus I don’t know his intentions were maybe he was only interested in me because I’m weak. Anyway I’m off to college now so there’s no use in it, maybe I’ll meet someone there (probably not) I’ll be lucky if I even make friends, it’s so scary though I need to see someone about my anxiety but I can’t right now I hope I manage fine. I found a can of larga in the bin, I’m waiting for the right time to drink it

Sorry to tell you this dude but one of the story's on your reading list is about Jotaro and his mom doing that sweet home Alabama shi and I puked on the toilet reading this shi! I hope you don't support incest or anything as I am concerned for you!!! If you do I hope you rot in the depths of hell!