𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱

Hey
          Is Janie here
          And
          I miss u, been awhile, don't know if u remember meh, and uh-
          *Explodes*

I'M BACK

"You only want to have a sleepover so you can make out with me" well yeah but how dare you think that

Didn't get a sweater for the 3rd of December but I did get some good fucking head

I've been shitting all morning this isn't ok

I wake up and the first thing I do is blow up my toilet

Never thought I'd see a pedo Minecraft streamer get fucking grand slammed by a blue cat from cartoon Network

Never forget when I met my girlfriends little sister for the first time and the first thing she tells me is that I look like an American girl doll

It's bad if I'm holding grudges against my own girlfriend

I'm just starting to think I shouldn't be in any relationship since even the girl who's my best friend/girlfriend is blowing me off for plans she made