Warning: this is the profile page of someone whose mind is so awesome that your brain canno comprehendre and willo explodo into aya thousando pieces (sorry to all the Spanish and/or Mario-fans I just insulted #sorrynotsorry). So please, procede with caution

Hallo there! I am honored you chose to spend some precious minutes of your life to get to know something about Ol'  little me.
I am very cunning and also like cucumbers, mostly in salads and as a healthy snack.
If you assosciated my accountname with something... different... then I will have to call a Jesus-freak or two because you need some Holy water and someone to slap you with a bible. (because that was not my intention at all when I thought up the name lolololol)

What can I say? I write a lot of stories but am not satisfied enough with my work to share it with you guys (It wil happen tho, sometimes, maybe in the far far futereeeee). Meanwhile I read stories on this wonderful site and leave lots of annoying/ fangirling/ dumb/ awesome/ huehuehue/ dirty/ kinky/ daddyharder/ waitwhat/ smart/ critical/ sceptic/ raging/ no,notragingmostlynice/ encouraging comments.

I am from the Netherlands (English isn't my first language, mistakes will happen and shizzlemanizzle) and I am a college student. I am going through life lauging, reading and finding inspiration in small things. I am interested in a wide range of genres, including humorous, romantic (I mean, who doesn't like some smoochiesmoochie?), SF, magical, fantastical stories, but I am also invested with deeper and darker subjects.

Well, uhhh, I've rambled for quite a while now. Thanks for checking out my account and have a nice day!