BrekkerMp3

If you don't play the craft you don't get the shaft.

 #ifbatmanwasastripper he'd get down to only mask and cape

If Batman was a stripper, he'd appear on an empty stage, fire a grappling line straight up into the ceiling, and dance with it instead of a pole.

 #IfBatmanWasAStripper there would be a silver age story about him having to wear a different outfit each night, each skimpier than the last.

 #IfBatmanWasAStripper, every time he would remove a piece of clothing, giant words would appear out of nowhere.
          
          
          

 #IfBatmanWasAStripper there’d be a different version based on what you could afford

 #IfBatmanWasAStripper Gives new meaning to the Bat Pole

Bachelorette party 
          
          Bachelorette: "This is so fun! I'm having the best time." 
          
          Bridesmaid: "The fun isn't over yet!" 
          
          Bat Symbol appears in the sky 
          
          Bachelorette: "Oh, girl, you didn't!!!" 
          
          Batman enters dancing 

 #IfBatmanWasAStripper ... Batman always makes sure his utility belt is empty so he can collect maximum tips. Except for one compartment filled with glitter

"To the poles, Boy Wonder!" #IfBatmanWasAStripper