I don't know why you are here, but if you are reading this then I must have piqued your interest somehow.
I am Earl Grey. It's not my name, it's a title.
Things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future... never really thought about it. As for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies.
I talk to my self while I'm thinking and sometimes I don't talk for days on end. I cuss, but who doesn't from time to time? I have mood swings.  Would that bother you? Potential friends should know the worst about each other.