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2018...... I've been gone for so long @~@

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* IF LAURIE DIES OF OLD AGE MICHAEL WILL NOT HAVE SHIT TO DO! Lmao I'm sorry for the caps but like if he can't die and she dies of old age wtf will he do in his spare time 

You ever just read a Jason Voorhees fanfic and then in the back of your mind your like "yo wait wtf is pamela doing" like- I stayed up all night thinking about this- is she just in the back of his mind telling him he's a good boy while the readers getting fucked- w h e e z e yknow what nevermind 

I need to stop reading x readers before I grow up to hit a yeet and be lonely wheeze- 

That profile pic, GURL, so freaking cute ;') ❤❤

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