"Thanks for Following Me on Wattpad!"
—A Dramatic Tale of Gratitude, Chaos, and Mild Delusion—
Dear beautiful, mysterious soul who just clicked “Follow” on my Wattpad profile,
I just wanted to say:
THANK YOU.
But not just a normal “thank you.” Oh no—this is a dramatic, wind-blowing, background-music-swelling, K-drama-slap-level thank you.
When I saw that notification, I dropped my phone, gasped, dramatically fell to my knees, and whispered,
"They've chosen me… finally, my talent has been recognized."
My cat looked concerned. My family asked if I was okay. I wasn’t.
I was EMOTIONAL.
You’ve officially joined the rollercoaster that is my chaotic Wattpad journey. Expect:
Characters making dumb decisions I would totally make in real life.
Over-the-top drama with a side of emotional trauma and spicy side-eyes.
Love triangles so confusing even I don’t know who ends up with who sometimes.
Flirty villains. Soft cinnamon roll boys. Secret identities. And probably someone falling into someone’s arms after tripping over a pencil.
Thank you for being here. You didn’t have to click follow—but you did. And for that, you deserve a standing ovation, a free fictional boyfriend/girlfriend, and a lifetime supply of cliffhangers.
Get ready.
It’s going to be a wild, ridiculous, tear-stained, laugh-snorting ride.
With chaotic love,
Your unhinged Wattpad writer
(who may or may not be writing this at 3AM, crying over a fictional character)
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