About me? Eh. Who really knows? Perception is reality, after all. We humans, whether we like it or not, are fooled by sense and sensibility. And hey, ya never know, I may not be human in the first place, but some random robot sent from the not-so-distant dystopian future by a teenager who would soon become a multibillionaire by successfully sending sarcastic Internet robots to the past.

Like I said, who really knows?