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Happy belated birthday, srry I died on you

I feel old and wrinkly 

Yo zommy!! I know I lowkey quit but I got disc and wondered if you'd be willing to share it w me (also Ali was asking for it, so if you don't want me to friend you I'll just share it with them if you want.) but there's no rush or pressure if you're not feeling it Ik we're not super close
          I hope you had a nice holiday, haven't been able to keep up with a lot but I hope you're doing well now :)

please recite the first three letters of the english alphabet if you wish to continue the eluded conversation that is so desirably going to be continued either way. /silly /lh

Beep

You ever go fishing and you catch a really big bass and then you let the bass go and tilt your hat down then you go home to your wife and three kids and you tell them about the bass and they go "wow dad/husband that must've been a really good catch" then you go back the next day and catch the bass again and you gotta let it go but yet seems like fate wants you to have it so you bring it home and your wife and three kids go "wow dad that was a big catch" then the next day you get fucking ran over and shot but you die peacefully knowing you got the bass

Istg one of these days I’m going to yank my head off 

God can’t be real, this orange fuck is still alive 

what are you new year’s resolutions

Yay gay for 2026