Cyansong
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Not an unknown fact about me but one I don’t say often is that I animate in 3D. I’ve done a little in 2D but mostly do 3D animation.
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Imagine an alternate How The Grinch Stole Christmas setting with everyone celebrating Christmas except one person, and when everywho is like “but why do you hate it, do you not like the season? I can’t think of any other reason!” And he’s just like- “I’m Jewish. I don’t hate the season and we even have our own holiday! We celebrate it for eight days instead of one and some families give you a present each day instead of on one”
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I was trying to cut some bread for a mini pizza bread and it slid and rolled into the floor. Frankie didn’t wast a SECOND before grabbing it and running off to the other room.
Good thing I got two breads instead of one
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Doctor: you should be healed in six weeks
*six week later*
Me: I am in constant pain and standing up feels like I’m being stabbed
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Going to see the doctor now. Hopefully he doesn’t spout bullshit like last time
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Hey
Hey you
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Guess what?
Christmas is in 38 days, Hanukkah starts in 27, Winter Solstice is in 34, and there’s 45 days until new years
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*impatiently pokes at soon to be soup*
soupandpickles
@Cyansong BskaheibejiwnehjhdksakbsjJDBEISJHADBHDJJDBDJDJEJJEJDJSUHEBEHEHDJS soup?
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I bet normal type Pokemon can beat your normal type Pokemon! >:D
*summons god*
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He’s making a list
Checking it twice!
He’s checking it twice
And checking it twice
Did I mention he checked it twice?
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Jut experienced my first medical gaslighting and hate it!
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An you can’t say that it was sexism because the doctor he told the truth to was female! How hard is it to treat your patient correctly??? Why tell us one thing and then only when we tell another doctor and they realize somethings off you act like it didn’t happen and give them a different answer???
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Gift idea lists be like from someone who’s watched way too many of these
Dads:
Do they like woodworking or golf? No? Hmm… have you tried beer? You’re a minor? Welp, I’m out of ideas
Moms:
Robe, candles, household stuff, slippers, or the stuff on the teen girl list that they’d never use or ask for
Teen Girls:
Makeup, trendy water bottle, Jewry, perfume, new phone, candle, expensive shit
Teen Boys:
v i d e o g a m e s. Also legos, sports stuff, and expensive shit
Children:
Honestly I can’t find any for them that aren’t just 13+ or electronics
General:
Candle. That’s it just candle.
VeeVanillaPastery
@Cyansong I AGREE LIKE GET THEM SOMETHING THEY WILL ACTUALLY ENJOY AND IT DOESN’T NEED TO BE AN OBJECT IT CAN BE AN EXPERIENCE OR QUIET MOMENT
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@VeeVanillaPastery that would work well for all of these. Why can’t the people making these videos realize not everyone is the same??? Don’t just give your dad golfing equipment because he’s your dad, give him something related to his interests!
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