Hello.
If you think you know who I am. IF you think that maybe we go to school together, or we're neighbors, or even that I am your friend. 
Feel free to read this, but never bring it up with me. Read and then go on with your day. 
If you think that I talked about you. Live with it and never talk to me about it. 
If you think that I have something wrong with me, talk to me about it but not in a way that you'd bring my stories up. 
I don't like to give away much about myself to people I'm spending my life with, so if you do know me. You truly know who I am. Pretend, scrap up the best lies and excuses you have to say that you have NEVER read anything on my Wattpad. 

Now shoo. Go on with your life.