Cedric Allen was born into this world to do one thing- fail at everything. But, because the poor boy's a bit dense, he has yet to understand that is all there is for him. Let's hope he never does, because the tenacity of which he pursues his life goals is quite amusing to watch.

And while you watch, why don't you be a dear and read one of his latest failures at writing? Humor poor Cedric, if not for anything but the sake of your conscience.