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Hey I don't recall if I ever said it before, but thanks for always reading up on how my life was going and talking to me.
          It was really kind of you.
          Hope you live life well, but with regard toward others.

Hello!
          I am Wattpad Star, Rex de Jesus
          
          I was wondering if you were looking for something new to read. Something original that doesn’t involve werewolves, vampires or billionaire bosses. Do you like mystery/thriller/suspense/paranormal/horror?
          
          Then check out my novel, Haunteds. It won the Wattys2020 in Horror and had been featured in the Editor’s Pick of August, 2021. The studio, 108 Media, also approached me with the interest of turning my story into a movie!!! (Read more about this in the link below.)
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/204253254-haunteds
          
          So if you want a high concept story that makes you think and features original monster, creation myth and lore, then give Haunteds a try.
          
          By the way, Paid Stories is interested in Haunteds. Once I met all their criteria, there is a very high chance of Haunteds entering the paid stories program.
          So read it while it’s still FREE! 
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Hello! Good eve/morning/afternoon!
          
          I'm sorry for plugging and for bothering you, I just wanted to know if..
          
          Are you a reader of Historical Fantasy? If yes, I would like you to read my first story!
          
          Entitled : A Princess Without A Soul (TCP #1)
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/241285969?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=ArishanatiaCalliaria&wp_originator=Qe%2F%2BQG9bjl4%2BgcMxA9ZdzblphQe2vsCIGttciShAPiYCRU11L4UnurV%2B38%2BkjPXPYuITXkW%2BXZTIO%2Blr21TFrfnaAoeAyQvNI3uxGNXKg7gBCGYMyQ7BAFIIqgy%2BWsGt
          
          Thanks in advance! Votes and Comments are highly appreciated!!

I hope I can make you laugh through some cringe-worthy jokes!
          
          ❣️) What do you call a pig that does karate?
          -A pork chop
          
          ❣️) Why did the bike fall over?
          -It was two tired
          
          ❣️) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day?
          -He was stuck in a vicious cycle
          
          ❣️) What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
          -“Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
          
          ❣️) Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
          -Because every play has a cast.
          
          ❣️) What do you call an alligator detective?
          -An investi-gator.
          
          ❣️) What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
          -The eeriest.
          
          ❣️) Why did the scarecrow win an award?
          -Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          ❣️) How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
          -See if he is coffin
          
          ❣️)  Why do bees have sticky hair?
          -Because they use honeycombs

Cheers to all the people whom I was going to write to (lost count)
          I'm actually just one extreme introvert so it can happen that I don't talk to people unless I have to for days or weeks.
          Even if I like them, and even if they have some very interesting things to say.
          Rude? Yes. Unexpected? Doubt it.
          
          Honestly, the reason I came to Wattpad in the first place was to become more social. An experiment which I consider failed at this point, but hey, they have fancy stuff like bananas and spaceships here, so it wasn't totally in vain.
          
          I think I'll figure out a way to spend the rest of my life as isolated as I can once I get the chance. Being alone is really nice and it is one of the few things I am really good at. You should try some time. 
          
          Now excuse me, I need to continue writing my sister's history homework.
          So long, people.

yo, cynaris. you alive?

are u being dead yet

Ok you guys 
          Sometimes, one will be unable to withstand the temptation of braggery BUT
          please make sure to follow a couple of safety instructions in order to prevent needlessly making everyone think you are annoying as heck:
          
          1. Do not brag about people you are with. Makes you look like you don't have anything on your own going on and rely on that person to make your life better.
          
          2. Do not brag about how much better you did something than someone else who just told his/ her story of how they did something related.
          Rather, show your knowledge on how the other person could improve on what they did. They'll appreciate it.
          
          3. Do not brag about achievements that aren't yours (obvious reasons).
          
          4. It is always better to show off skills than just talk about stuff you did or possessions you have.
          Actually, never show off with possessions
          
          5. Please don't repeat yourself O-o
          
          Thanks bois 
          You are doing humanity a service

Hello! So I just started with this book called "100 Days Countdown" It is an ongoing book filled with Fantasy, Mystery/Thrill, Romance and Drama - about Angels and Demons. I hope you take time to read it!  Much appreciate it if you leave votes and comments about it. Have a wonderful journey as a reader! https://my.w.tt/iigg94P664

To anyone who reads my new chapter:
          I formally apologise