Cantalope

I sent an Angel to watch over you last night but it came back. I asked, "Why?" The Angel said, "Angels don't watch over other Angels." Twenty Angels are in your world, ten are sleeping in this world, nine of them are and one is reading this message. The universe has seen you struggling with some days, it's over a blessing is coming your way. If you believe in karma, send this to 14 friends, not including me. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you...not joking! Pass this message on and don't ignore it. You are being tested. Karma is going to fix two big things tonight in your favor. If you believe in karma, drop everything and pass this on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life, don't break this. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes, it's not that hard. Whoever else sends this to you, must care about you

hi guys. i don't think im going to be on wattpad much anymore. i love you all. sorry.

I'm lost in isle 3

on the outside i may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying

2020 is about to end!✨✨
          Post this on people's pages who made your 2020 special. ❤❤❤
          ~love you

2020 is almost over...
          post this on 20 people’s profiles that made your 2020 special!!
          ❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️
          
          (Sorry for the chainmail you don’t have to do it ❤️)

JUMP in the cadillac  *camera zooms in* 
          Girl lez gts some mahles on it

My spirit animal is a bourgeoisie pig

I went for an interview and I just sat for 13 minutes in front of a middle aged man and went "Okay so- okay- okay- okay so- so basically- okay" And oh god I will now be retiring from life

Someone asked me gender and I just- hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Why.