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Heya! Here's a lil' insight on meh:





♡ I'm as straight as the Norwegian coast!



♡ You can follow me, if you feel like it. 



♡ You can also put peanut butter in your butthole, if you feel like it.



♡ The bags under my eyes are G u c c i.



♡ People call me Alex, but you can call me tonight. ;)



♡ Contributing to Entropy since 1992.



♡ I work an unpaid internship as an executive nerd.



♡ Ah, I'm also definitely a morning person - under the condition that morning starts at noon.



♡ Actually though, I'm so good at sleeping mate; I can do it with my eyes closed.



♡ A Caffeine-dependent life-form!



♡ One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, oh, hiya floor!



♡ Why're you still here? Shoo, go message me or something! 





☠️|| Hey! Psst! Top secret: I only use #'s 'cause they remind me of waffles. Fucking love waffles.

 ###~ dO yOu SeE iT tOo? ||☠️



Have a waffle bro #~ ♡