If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral... Because I'd be in jail for killing the person that killed you! We are true friends: we ride together, we die together.
Send this to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this! I want you to know that you're amazing and you are my friend until my death and forever. If you don't send it back to me that's fine, I understand. But here's a little game for you, once you read this little letter, you need to send this to 15 people, plus the person that sent it to you. If you receive at 3 back, you are loved.