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Director: "AND ACTION!!"

Actor:"Hello, hello! Welcome to the opening of our new product, Cytio! Say hello!"
---"Hello. I'm Cytio, or Cy. Before I introduce myself, please meet these lovely people:
@_-Squished_Adam-_ 
@txrully (my mama)
@thatidi0t_b1rb (my love)
@Dangoheart  (my child)
@TheOneAndOnlyThornie 
@CanadaIsSuperior 
 @Succubus_Charm 
@-MinjiLovesTea- 
@drunkpotat
@-YourlocalUkrainian- "
Actor: "Thank you for introducing our sponsors! Tell us about yourself!"
---"okay. Sinhalese Canadian, soon to be living in freedom land. She/ her, but it honestly doesn't matter.."
Actor: "Cool, cool! Fandoms?"
---" Easy. Demon Slayer, Anne with an E, Komi Can't Communicate, and many more. My past ones include, countryhumans and Harry Potter, and more."
Actor: "Jeez, a lot. Hobbies or things you like?"
---"Figure skating (have it 4 days a week), drawing, painting, sculpting, remaking things, reading, writing, dreaming, playing with my pet, and.."
Actor: "And?"
---"Nevermind. I'll save it for the end!"
Actor: "Nice, nice. RP info?"
---"My pfp is what I look like in general RP's unless if I say I'm a specific character. No smut, please!"
Actor: "O-oh, alright! Anything else?"
---"... I love blackmailing.. and beating up perverts... and murder." >:3
Director: "AW SHIT SHE'S RUNNING-"
Actor 2: "The Cytio is an amazing thing, help for studying, a comforting friend.. and.. I guess blackmailing-"
Cameraman: "WAIT SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S WANTED FOR 69 CRIMES-"
Director: "END THE REC-"
((recording ends: 2:72))


(what the salchow is this shit-)