Addendum 1, 10/3/20██: The D in D-Class stands for dead inside

Addendum 2, 2/6/20██: No one tell Dr. █████ or any security personnel that I'm browsing Wattpad, I will be scheduled for termination immediately

Addendum 3, 6/9/20██: I have been reassigned to Keter duty







 
Mfs be like Slenderman: angrier and angrier as I get more paper













if you're reading this, 
You have been exposed to a memetic agent. Have fun  =)