yogurt_creamyourking
Should- I change back my profile?
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a snake walked into a bar and the bartender said, "How the fuck did you do that"
Periwinkle_Princess
@D-D0UMAS-L3FT-K1DN3Y bye I actually giggled what would it do 'left right left right' like a shimmy?
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An elderly woman walks up to the greengrocer and says,”I'd like some asparagus, please.”
The grocer says, “I'm sorry ma'am, no asparagus today. How about some broccoli?”
The woman says, “Oh, I see. In that case could I have some asparagus, please?”
The grocer says, “I told you, ma'am, no asparagus today. How about some green beans?”
The woman says, “My mistake. I'd like some asparagus then, please.”
The grocer says, “Ma'am, can you spell ‘cat’ as in ‘catastrophe’?”
The woman says, “C-A-T.”
He says, “Can you spell ‘dog’ as in ‘dogmatic ‘?”
She says, “D-O-G.”
He says, “Can you spell ‘fuck’ as in ‘asparagus’?”
She says, “There's no ‘fuck' in ‘asparagus.’”
He says, “That's what I've been trying to tell you… THERE'S NO FUCKIN’ ASPARAGUS!”
doumaplss_fuckme
Thanks for the follow!
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my family might be getting a puppy :D
her name is Harlow, she's an Australian doodle and if our cats like her we're getting her :D she's so fuckin cuteee
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I'm gonna be inactive for a bit so yeaaa
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gore warning lmaoaoaoao https://local-genderliquid-hoe.tumblr.com/post/679041249942159361/punishment-douma-x-enmu
yogurt_creamyourking
Never in my life did I ever think I would read something like this- but it's really good tbh
doumas_toy
ALL FOLLOWERS! This persons (the most awsome person Evers) wattpad isn’t sending them emails as it’s supposed to and it’s asking them to verify! So-
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@lord_fourth_minato and of course now it decides to fucking work
EXTRATERRESTRIALSTAR
Douma >>>>>
ErenD1DN0TH1NGwr0ng
@M-MUZAN 50/50, you get half and I get half *takes out sword