Atomic.fireball

I didn't even get notified that you asked my book something. I'm so sorry..

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          Pinapple, pineapple, pineapple tree.
          Oh give me, pineapple tree, a pineapple.
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          HIT SONG BY SARCASTIC.-.POTATO
          ORDER NOW ON EBAY!!!!
          
          ALBUM INCLUDES:
          PICKLE, PICKLE
          OH MY TACO
          POTATO, TOMATO
          AND BOB
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          (we apologise in advance, don't go on ebay. Sarcastic.-.potato is just a crazy.)
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          IF YOU ORDER NOW YOU GETS A NEW
          SOBER OR NOT SOBER HORNED CLOWN.
          
          COMES IN 3 PEOPLE:
          Big murderous bushy ancestor
          Mute skeleton cool tall dancetor
          Polka dotted bestfriendy smaller one
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          Smaller one comes in different modes
          1. "HONKHONKHONKHONK!"
          
          2. "HoNk, :0) "
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          (took me 10 minutes to make.)

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