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Me: Ow fuck my finger, ow.
Jack: You're an idiot.
Me: You're a figment of my imagination.
Jack: You're a whiny bitch.
Me: I have the trauma stick...
Jack: ....
Me: what I fuckin' thought, Big Bad and Senile. I already gave you PTSD and Soldier's Guilt, don't make me give you amnesia and arthritis!
Jack: fuck you
Me: LIFE DOES THAT PLENTY, SHIT WEASEL!