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Me, playing GTA Online with my friends (yes I know. There's something wrong with me lmao): Aight grab your cars and meet me at the casino
          	
          	Random Shitter: *blows us up*
          	
          	My Friend, confused: Do they want war or....?
          	
          	Me, having already equipped body armor and a mini-gun: I AM THE WAR-

OmegaKnight1

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D3V1L_D0G-

Me, playing GTA Online with my friends (yes I know. There's something wrong with me lmao): Aight grab your cars and meet me at the casino
          
          Random Shitter: *blows us up*
          
          My Friend, confused: Do they want war or....?
          
          Me, having already equipped body armor and a mini-gun: I AM THE WAR-

OmegaKnight1

@D3V1L_D0G- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Me: Ow fuck my finger, ow.
          
          Jack: You're an idiot.
          
          Me: You're a figment of my imagination.
          
          Jack: You're a whiny bitch.
          
          Me: I have the trauma stick...
          
          Jack: ....
          
          Me: what I fuckin' thought, Big Bad and Senile. I already gave you PTSD and Soldier's Guilt, don't make me give you amnesia and arthritis!
          
          Jack: fuck you
          
          Me: LIFE DOES THAT PLENTY, SHIT WEASEL!

Umu_Bonjour_47

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            Well, i kinda felt sympathetic.
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D3V1L_D0G-

Alright maggots listen up. Seeing as a lot of you who follow me tend to be Monster Fudgers or aspiring ones. I'm gonna bring a character form discord over to Wattpad as he's a bit of a favorite over there to those who's interacted with him. If you're into it? Have fun. If not? Feel free to check it out anyway. I'm grasping at straws here!

APATITE-

@D3V1L_D0G- 
            
            Oh I'd love to know more about em!
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D3V1L_D0G-

@Aquatic-Funhouse 
            
            Beeg...
            
            
            
            Able to polymorph into a human at will
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