D4RLBLUE_0311

i farted on my dog's face

D4RLBLUE_0311

its crazy to think that "i love buttcheeks" made me find my bf and now were married with 7 children and have a literal bloodline and now share OCs and were both depressed as hell
          
          idk whatever wattpad has but this is the best place ever

D4RLBLUE_0311

oh ye and "i eat buttcheeks" for dinner too
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W0BUZZZZZY

r u fruity !!

D4RLBLUE_0311

hehe...
            
            time to make our own baby HEHEEHEHEHE
            
            
            *cutely says this as laugh mischievous, preparing my evil plan as everything goes black and I start dancing and singing.*
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D4RLBLUE_0311

YUH UHHHHH!! !! !!
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D4RLBLUE_0311

I ear buttcheeks for dinner

D4RLBLUE_0311

*makes out with you*
            
            /j NUH UHHHHH CONTINUE WHAT YOU STARTED EHEHHEEHEHHE
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W0BUZZZZZY

kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feeling romantical….
             
            /j   IM SORRYWIJEIWSISJKE
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D4RLBLUE_0311

don't worry baby girl
            daddy's home
            
            
            *turns into big alpha daddy and takes off my clothes, as my giant hairy abs shine brighter than the sun itself* 
            
            /j
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