@D4rk_c4c40_c0ok13
"DARK CACAO! I DISCOVERED CARAMEL ARROW IS A LESBIAN!" -mystic flour
“… I knew that. And crunchy chip is gay, hell, I’ve met his boyfriend. Stfu girl.”
-dark cacao cookie
Oh, hello! I'm Nilly, you probably don't know me. But I'm a Brazilian writer who is... expanding her horizons to the public. Would you like to read a Shadowvanilla story?
https://www.wattpad.com/story/406921250?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=nillyfazendeiro
“Well, pure vanilla cookie, this looks quite interesting. Very well, I’ll read it.”
-dark cacao cookie
Ahem… DARK CACAO!!!! why am i yelling?- Uh anyways- don’t beat me up and throw me out the window for asking you this question because I don’t know if it’s offensive to you and I don’t want you to throw me out the window like last time I accidentally said something that offended you… but Uhhh how come you never tell anyone anything about your wife?… at least assuming that you have one since you have a child aka Dark Choco who stabbed me in the stomach with his sword yesterday- that kind of hurt… but umm yeah why don’t you tell anybody anything about your wife?
@D4rk_c4c40_c0ok13 that’s not even excuse!!! Lotus Dragon hasn’t seen Longan Dragon in a really long time yet they still remember them >:{ (that would be such a plot twist if they did that-)
@SimpForLotusDragon “I don’t know!! It’s been a while, I’m IMMORTAL for witches sake!” (Lol imagine finding out abt the wife in like another update that would be so fun. I’d assume her became could be cocoa bean cookie.)
@D4rk_c4c40_c0ok13 how- How do you forget who your wife is?!- (me neither that’s why I asked-they never even mentioned anything about his wife in the first place)
“Dark choco cookie has been saying slang words recently… do tell, what does ‘69’ mean?”
-dark cacao cookie
(PS: I AM PARTICIPATING IN THE GREAT MEME RESET VIA WATTPAD AND PINTEREST!!)
@D4rk_c4c40_c0ok13 "thanks, couldn't wait to stab dark choco one day..." -mystic flour
@moon_loves_crk “ykw fine. BUT ISTG IF YOU TRY AND TURN ME TO FLOUR THEN IMA FKING SEND YOU TO THE WITCHES-!”
@D4rk_c4c40_c0ok13 "SHHHH!!! i'm also mad at dark choco, it's only fair i go kill him with you" -mystic flour
I’m outside rn and abt to grab ice cream, how ‘bout you guys?
I’m fracking bored.
(Not dark cacao)
Guys I’m genuinely so happy rn. My teacher whom-I-will-not-name is the best istg- bc everyday I give him artwork and now I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL GALLERY IN HIS CLASSROOM. AND EVERYONE GETS TO SEE ITT. I FEEL SO ACOMPLISHEDDD.
(Not dark cacao)
Guysss if you haven’t already seen CRK shenanigans on @beast_of_deceit profile than CHECK IT OUT NOWWW
They have a new drawing and it’s got a POLL
if you don’t answer the poll then the child dies *sob*
CACAO!!! I HAVE VERY IMPORTANT NEWS! LOTUS DRAGON GAVE ME HEAD PATS!!!!! YAYYY- also what does love mean? I can’t find my dictionary anywhere and Lotus was talking about it…
“Well, it’s nice that you’ve received a petting from your keeper. And as for the definition of love… in my opinion, it’s when you deeply care about someone and you do as much as you can to cherish and protect them.”
-dark cacao cookie
*eats mystic flour cookie*
*COUGH*
“THERE’S TOO MUCH FLOUR IN HER HOLY SHI”
-dark cacao cookie
@D4rk_c4c40_c0ok13 "This dumbass just ate a cookie that tastes like shit-"
@B3ast_0F_D3c31t “SHE’S A COOKIE. HER FLOUR IS SUPPOSED TO BE DISSOLVED IT SOMETHING. NOT THE ENTIRE FILLING OF THE COOKIE. AND I WAS HUNGRY, OKAY?!” -dark cacao cookie
@D4rk_c4c40_c0ok13 "Well what the fuck do you expect from her- also WHY DID YOU EAT HER?"