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I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU GEORGE MICHAEL

Alright dickhead? How’s it hanging. Listen, you’ve got to sort your shit out, I’ve just heard from Hannah that you managed to time travel without turning your phone off?? IT’S CALLED AIRPLANE MODE YOU BLUE HAIRED TWATBAG. Anyway, nice seeing you in London. You’ve driven Hannah to fucking distraction FOR MONTHS, but yeah it was nice to finally see you. Prick. Anyway, don’t be a stranger. You know when to find me, which apparently is not a mutual arrangement. And let Hannah know how much you appreciate her every once in a while, alright? She doesn’t get paid for this shit you know.
          Much love and many middle fingers. Stay safe. 
          
          P.S. you’re not bad at splitting the G, for an English bloke.

DECLAN SWEETHEART I NEED A WORD