DAKKAMASTAH

WOT IF IT IZN'T BAIT? WOT IF IT REELY IZ, MY UNFILTERED, SQUIGSHITE OPINION? HUH? WOT DEN?

WOT EVAH YA DO, EONT LOOK IP DA NAME OF DA ORK WARBOSS IN DA OG DAWN OF WAR! WORST ZOGGIN MISTAKE OF MY LIFE!

MOST OOMIES IZ ALL JUST WEAK GITS DAT DEZERVE TO GET STOMPED.. BUT DEM OGRYNS, DEY IZ SUMFIN ELSE! DEYZ REELY LOIK FIGHTIN... DATS IT, AKCTULY. 

R.I.P OL' BALE EYE YARRICK. WEZ GUNNA MISS YA, YOU ZOGGIN LEGEND.

DEM BAD MOONZ IZ REEL ANNOYIN! DEYZ ALWAYZ WALKIN ABOUT, WITH ALL DERE TEEF, BUT DEN I RRELIZED... IZ CAN JUST PUNCH EM IN DA FACE! AND DEN I GET A LOTTA TEEF!

Oy ladz, i been feelin pretty sad. Becuz life can be reel hard sumtimes. But da important thing is, ya gotta keep goin! WHAT KINDA ORK WULD I BE IF I GUST LET ALL DEM OOMIES STOMP ME DOWN? YUZ GOTTA BEET DA PEEPOLE DAT PUT YOU DOWN, AN SHOW EM WHAT YOU CAN DO!

YA KNOW WHAT I NEED? 
          SHOOTAS, BLOOD AND TEEF!

guh

IF YA AINT FIGHTIN, THEN YA DOIN SUMTHIN RONG!

GREENSKIN, I SHALL DESTROY YOU.