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      /      it’s been a while but comment below & specify if you want bruce or bats

i don't think i can stand another moment of this high-society pretense.

it’s amusing how you think you’re the only one who can roam the shadows, beloved. but i must admit, sneaking out for patrol has its own thrill.

have you ever considered that my presence might be the balance you didn’t know you needed?

@ilokind •
          
          Sure you are. Fine. I guess I’ll have this amazing food to myself then. Not like I haven’t got enough for two people or anything. 

@ilokind •
          
          At least try and sound convincing when saying that. 

@ilokind •
          
          I know you’re hungry so why don’t you just take the food instead of being so damn proud. 

@REVOLTSHLD •
          
          My bad. Now are you going to tell me what’s / really / wrong? 

@REVOLTSHLD •
          
          Jeez — okay. I’ll put it down. You could’ve asked nicely y’know? 

@REVOLTSHLD •
          
          Calm down. What’s got your panties in a twist?