Okay... How do I say this? Let's go with this...

After that half-assed attempt at an intro, let's do the most selfless thing in the world and talk about ME!

Let's see... I'm 18 I have an inexplicable love for TV and I try to avoid making enemies. So basically, I'm just like everyone else, because we're all 18 at heart, right? Maybe? No? Who cares, just stop reading this bio already so I don't have to be all self aware. You know what'll make you stop reading? Random immature things. Butts. Uhhh... two butts. Monkey butts? Yeah... monkey butts.

P.S. My over-use of ellipses stems from my lack of a real father figure in my childhood, leaving a gap in my development as a teenager. Yeah. Feel bad now? Well then favourite all my stuff!

P.P.S My over-use of P.S's stems from my over-use of ellipses, so, yeah, leave that in your brain.

P.P.P.S You may notice that none of this changes except for those numbers which confirm my age. I personally think it'll be pretty funny when it reads, 'because we're all 33 at heart, right?'