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I’ve started so many wars on Wattpad I’m starting to believe it’s my new career and I’m not afraid to do it again... oops
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Funny story: I deadass thought my English teacher gave me a 50% for an essay I wrote cause she spent an hour on zoom telling us what she noticed and a whole lot of people made some very concerning mistakes.
Bro I snatched a 82.5% and I’m still wondering how the hell that happened.
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Okay... so um...
I’m adopting anyone here that wants to be adopted...
I swear I’ll be a good father and your gonna have like over 100 fictional siblings so go nuts.
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@SkallrianWolf wait... haven’t I adopted you though? If not, you are now my child... and your children are now my grandchildren... *sniffles* they grow up so fast...
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OKAY! THE NEXT PERSON TO ROLL THE DICE IN JUMANJI THIS YEAR IS GETTING A PHONE CALL FROM ME
AND BY PHONE CALL, I MEAN IMMA CALL YOU AND USE A PHONE TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YALL
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So... My state is in another lockdown... apparently no one took precautions...
Save me?
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Like... I know I’m on holidays, but who the hell decided to steal my motivation
Mark my words - I’ll steal yours too
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I have lost my f*cks, misplaced my sh*ts and have a low supplies of damns to give... thanks maths, thanks corona