I am a self-deluded writerly thing-person who wants to actually finish a novel someday- writing one, that is, not reading, though I'd like to do that, too... just to add to the other thousand times I've done that.

Kidding. I don't actually know how many times I have finished reading a book... I can't even begin to hazard a guess at the number :) 

I very much like eating things. Unfortunately I do not possess an ounce of cooking skill. Nor the motivation to go out and acquire some measure of cooking skill. 

I'm like Earth, in that I'm Mostly Harmless. If you come screaming to me about capitalisation, I will shake my head and wonder if anyone at all gets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references anymore. 

I have writing that is undoubtedly far more interesting than my profile. Just scroll....


Critiques? (As of 7th December: OPEN)


I will give critiques. They will contain my reckonings for flow and character voice, as well as descriptions. And a little bit of pacing, too.  

I'll critique a maximum of four chapters- but it won't be immediate, because I'm somewhat lazy.

I will critique anything except for fan fiction romance(specifically those two together, I don't tend to mind one on its own), 1D, Twilight, and other fandoms which I am not familiar with, sexually explicit material and extreme gore. I'm cool with pretty much anything else really. Except for poetry- you'd need to find someone specialising in that. I know next to nothing about poetry. 

Next- speculative fiction(sci-fi or fantasy) get automatic preference next to first come first serve. It's the genre I like writing, so I'd strongly prefer that. 

PM me if you're interested. I'll only take about 3-4 at a time- but you'll be added to a queue. (Mostly) first come first serve. 

Happy writing! :3