bastard

Happy Veterans Day

THANK GOD WATTOAD CHANGED IT TO 'ANNOUNCEMENTS' ONSTEAD OF YOUR NOTIFICATIONS GETTING BLOWN TF UP

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Levi: *On phone with chemical company* Can I speak to your manager please?
          
          Manager: What's the problem sir?
          
          Levi: I drank the bleach all the way down to the bluuuu and I'm startin' to feel like Harry Potters!
          
          Manager: NO NO NO SIR YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK BLEACH!
          
          Levi: It tastedz like candy to me!

I miss you I havent talk to you in forever

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8KFizvsgW9k

*Doesnt check Wattpad for a few days*
          
          
          *Comes back to 554 notifications*

BESTIE!!!!! IM NOT DEAD I PROMISE!

Does that say vodka?

I didn't get lunch today
          
          
          
          
          Stupid fuckin German teacher