I have to break this tense atmosphere here on wattpad.
I was on a video call with my mother's family, of Colombian origin, and they ask me why I don't talk a lot.
That time there was also a cousin of mine who I saw very few times, and the thing was really embarrassing.
So I said, "Estoy un poco embarazado"
They look at me serious first, then my grandmother bursts out laughing.
Moral of the fairy tale? Embarazado ( or rather, embarazada) in Spanish means pregnant.
I have a little creature in my belly.