Hey there bros, dudes, dudettes, bronies and pegasisters! This is Range, your all-time not-so-favorite author! Yes, I'm also the guy on fimfiction and on mangafox, and I have tried wattpad! So...

-Well, first and foremost, I like to write stories. Maybe suck, here and there, but I'm cool. Just lazy, as is.

-For those who points out of my username, I don't care if you say: "You do realize that D. Range also sounds like Derange, right?" But of course! I can let people interpret it if they want to think that is for 'The Range' or Derange. I like it so. I could be derpy, but I could also be badass. It goes with style. :SmirkEmoticon:

-For those who says that my logo looks like that from Assassin's creed: Well it's based, but that's my logo. I'm going to use it on my ongoing story which I'm still making: "MARK3D".
-For those who doesn't like my wrong grammars and my laziness in terms of updates, I'm sorry but I have always warned you about it.

-For those who asks me who I am and if they know me, you just need to tell me. Maybe I know you.

-For the flames, ease down, will ya? I'm human and I make mistakes, or I may also critic your stories and tell you how lame your plots and how you being an author is a tragedy.

-For those who just plainly hate me, you can kiss my butt cheeks. :MiddleFinger:

-For those who just plainly gets a long with me, and accepts my rudeness and mannerless being, you guys are good in my record.

For my accounts:

Fanfiction:
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2938835

Facebook Opinion Page:
https://www.facebook.com/D.RangeSoldier

"I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man! I can shake a mah fanny, I can shake a mah can! Imma tough tootin' baby that can punch you yo buns, bunch you yo buns! If you're an evil witch, I will punch you fo' fun!"
--Baby Fin, Adventure Time