Boo! It's King D, ok now sisters let us get in formation, and then down on our knees to pray for all the sins we've committed. Like that last brownie that we stole. 

I don't even know what I'm doing with my life, *decides to join a gym, doesn't go EVER.* 

Exercising is chewing, that's enough for me. I have my Wattpad boyfriends to keep me company, and Brooklyn Beckham, hand me that chocolate cake to eat up! 

I'm weird, sassy, rude, blunt, harsh and far from normal. 

I'm the type of girl to stay in the toilet for an hour because I found a new Wattpad book. I support bitxhcraft and I hate humans who walk slow. 

"I'm not fat, I'm hungry," ~ Désha Vondue

"You can copy me but my program won't let you paste my originality." ~Désha Vondue

I rap freestyles, or I try. 


I update my books a lot, the most viewed ones get updated the most so keep rereading them chapters of you especially love one of my books. 

Scroll down, is that your new favourite book I see? 

xx DVon12