DYNAMIOS

/ ayo if anyone's still alive cb for a one liner + specify mood

SPELLAHOLIC

*⠀⠀curious on  @bIoodloss  rn  :gun emoji:
          	  thank you
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meytama

what do you mean you’ll
          “   blow the culprit into p-
          ieces   ”   ?   i get you wan-
          na add some sort of excit-
          ement into this but   —   t-
          his is   /   my   /   job as a   
          /   detective   /   .

DYNAMIOS

he scoffed , " as if , my execution is always flawless , it ' s more likely that you 're the fluke in the system " he checked his watch with a grunt . " this stupid job needs to get done sooner or later anyways "
            
            
            @paiimons 
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meytama

“   don’t call me   ‘   shrimp   ’   .   ”
            his brows furrowed   ,   moving
            slightly at the finger jab   .   his
            mind raced with thoughts   —
            how much time his left to act-
            ually finish the case quickly   .
            “   really   ?   if that’s the case   ,
            you must suck at catching t-
            he culprit since they decide-
            d to assign me to this job as 
            well   .   ”
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DYNAMIOS

" watch who you ' re cursing out , shrimp  " his frown deepened as he stepped closer , face darkening . " I got assigned for this task ages ago , i ' m not letting any old nacy drew complete my duties " he stuck out a finger jabbing the other in the chest . hard enough to make a point , but not enough to actually feel . " get  . out . of . my . way. "
            
            @paiimons 
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earth2marsy

/ / long time no talk bub , how are u ? 
          
          “ bakugou ! i — i accidentally broke something ! ”

earth2marsy

@DYNAMIOS 
            / / hehe you ' re good bub 
            i understand 
            
            “ i . . i accidentally broke one of your weird grenade thingys . . ”
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DYNAMIOS

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( OB MY GOD I SAID STARTERS AND ONELINERS AND I FORGOT TO COME BACK AND CHECK T^T IM SO SORRY )
            
            " what the fuck did you do "
            
            @c-cloudyskys 
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DYNAMIOS

cb
          
          i for am angry
          ii for a rescue 
          iii for an awkward 
          one liner

meytama

;;   ou ou   :0   —   ii 
            please
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DYNAMIOS

/ would bakugou be a doja cat or a cardi b stan lets discuss-

POWERBOOSTS

/   DOJA  LMFAO
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felineclawss

@DYNAMIOS !!
            
            ♚  he would definitely jam out to boss bitch .
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chainxdsoul

// SORRY IF THIS IS LATE I WAS DRAWIN, BUT HERE TAkE A BAR ONE-LINER
          
          
          " Ah , a new customer . Can I get you anything ? " 

DYNAMIOS

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" sounds like two " he crouched eyeing a small rock that skittered along the street . " really heavy . . . fuck - we might have our hands full " . he was hesitant to fire off any explosions unsure if doing so would set off any of the approaching dogs into a rampage . " there havn ' t been any reports of them till now , and they ' re to be treated as hostiles but not villains " . before the blonde could open his mouth again the hairs on the back of his neck stood on end and he spun on his heel . he slammed against the bartender and the whistle of something sharp whizzed by his ear as they tumbled to the ground .
            
            bakugou cursed , he had been so stupid . the reason why he hadn ' t been able to figure out which direction it was coming from , was because he had ruled out anything from above . " stay behind me " he barked out as he launched to his feet arms outstretched protectively , doing his best to block the beasts line of sight of fudo . it was almost as big as bakugou , its coat heaved and rippled with muscles . " wasn ' t there more than one ? where ' s the other one - "
            
            @ANEMICBOZO 
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chainxdsoul

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@DYNAMIOS 
            
            He luckily stopped in his tracks and sniffed the air. It was close. Or at least /something/ was close. Were there multiple of them? A low growl rumbled in the back of his throat - but he suppressed it the best he could. Something within him didn't like whatever was approaching. He grunted and glanced over at Bakugou. He looked up at the sky, staring up at the full moon. He internally groaned. This was the absolute /worst/ time to be out this late at night. " I can smell it too. Don't like it, " he muttered through clenched jaws. Maybe it was the moon that was the trigger to this thing's aggression. Maybe they were similar to Fudo. He didn't like the thought of that. Whatever they were doing, Fudo couldn't tell if they were doing all of this out of instinct, or was it all intentional? 
            
            " It probably knows that we're here. Although... I don't know if there's more than one. The scents are all too similar. " And it was hard to tell the difference while he was also trying to calm his primal instincts that are telling him to rip someone's fucking throat out - preferably the one with the scent that he was following. 
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DYNAMIOS

 he stopped for a second , running a hand over a store window and he frowned as he felt a slight tremor , something big was close by , oddly enough it wasn ' t violent based on the soft vibrations . " it ' s a fact everyones well aware of , lots of us just conveniently forget about it , blatantly disregarding our own experiences just stay in the hero game " he raised his eye to the sky , checking the time and grumbled to himself , they only had a few hours before daylight broke . 
            
            " i ' m not saying i know how it feels , i grew up in a decent neighborhood , but i know full and well how much profiling goes around for the people who live here " . the blondes lips went taut and before they crossed a desolate street he let his arm snap out , stopping Fudo . " do you hear that ? " it was the heavy crunch of gravel , but bakugou couldn ' t tell which direction of the intersection it was coming from . he gave fudo a weary look , they had been walking for only a handful of minutes . " brace yourself , man "
            
            @ANEMICBOZO 
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DYNAMIOS

⠀⠀⠀⠀  / the pro hero / student 
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀known for his viciousness , but 
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀unforgettable with a heroic fury .
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀romantically hopeless with 
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀levels of discourse . but a heroic heart