Life can be different. It can be exciting and exhilarating, wild and unbridled, epic and devoid of simple carbohydrates. Having lived such a life, a person can quietly leave to do his business from this world without fear that he missed something important. It is not ashamed to talk about such a life in heaven (if, of course, there will stop talking about the sea for a second). And such a life ...
...doesn't happen to everyone. Certainly not to me. The last exhilarating event in my life was going to the grocery store without a discount card. I had to rely on fate and luck that one of the customers would offer me their card. Maybe it would have been easier if I could have asked someone in line to share the card myself, but I'm not sure about that. And once I'm in heaven, there's not much I can tell anyone about the sea (except that it's wet and I stood in it once when I was a kid). I won't tell you much about my job, because the most dangerous situation I had there was running out of paper for printing checks in the device.
Which makes it all the more amazing how great the stories I tell are. Yes, it's pure truth. All the critics who read my first book were highly impressed after reading it. And let's omit the fact that there were less than a dozen of those critics and they were all my relatives or friends. That's not that important. What is important is that you, my dear friend, are already eager to get into my work as soon as possible. Well, I will not stop you, but only advise you to share my works with your friends if you really liked the set of letters I created. And if you didn't like it, take a tomato (preferably a rotten one), move your hand far away and throw that tomato at me. Thank you for your attention and I dare not prevent you from delving into my crazy fantasy world.
P.S. If you guys from CD Project RED and Remedy need me, I only have to work two weeks at my current job and then I'm all yours! So don't be shy and write! Please.
P.P.S. Sorry for my ENG