Too lazy to actually write a bio so here's a list of possible future yearbook quotes that pretty much sum me up:

Can the people who are walking in front of me like snails please move to France where they will be eaten? #wisewordsfromCasperLee

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza
PERSAVAGE

When I grow up and become supreme leader of the world free wifi will become a fundamental human right #wisewordsfromCasperLee

 #MentionSomeoneYouLoveAndCareAbout I just care about the Directioners. They're my life

maybe if you have to go around telling people you are rebels all the time
your rebellion is lame
just a thought
-twitter user @KyloR3n 

there is nothing worse than when you are watching a stirring tribute to
young Darth Vader 
and then someone has photoshopped in your mom

ugh these aren't delusions of grandeur, dad
my grandeur is real

dear diary
mom says i cant have an ash tray in my bedroom
I tried to explain it's not for smoking it's for the remains of my enemies

dear diary
my mom missed my band concert
she said she was busy leading a galactic resistance but I had a clarinet solo

dear diary
i wish people wouldn't say things cost an arm and a leg
my grandfather lost an arm and both legs and it wasn't a joking matter

dad
please pick up
a slug came by the house who says you owe him a lot of money
he won't leave
my mind trick didnt work on him

dad please stop telling me to "fly casual"
i dont know what that means
you are making me anxious when I am trying to focus

hux the important thing isn't what YOU think of these skinny jeans it's what Darth Vader would have thought of them

mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now 
also we are out of conditioner

dear diary 
I told hux I did not think much of his name for our band 
he said I should go solo 
I told him never to mention that name again

And last but definitely not least: 
Joe is such a loser #wisewordsfromCasperLee