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i am going to shit myself

Whatcha lookin at cutie? You wanna rub my feet? How quaint! They’re so stinky! But I guess I wouldn’t mind if you.... lick them too....... HEHEHEH...... I’m going to have so much fun with you. What are you waiting for? Better show me a good time, or I’ll step on you! That’s right, I’ll grind your face on the pavement! That’s a good boy...... yummy!

hello

i have to poop

YOU TAKE SOME CHOCOLATE AND SOME LOBSTER AND SOME EGGS AND SOME PIE THEN YOU MIX IT IN YOUR BODY THEN YOU SHIT IT ALL OUT

 everyone, i have something really important to say
          oh, oh
          
          r- r- r- roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig
          but I can't get through the door because my booty’s too big
          1% is human, 99 is plastic
          just a sec, I gotta fix my lips
          
          these hoes are jealous, 'cause their mans want me
          i can’t believe it, that girl's so sexy
          dude are you crazy, I think that's a tranny (what?)
          check me out, check me out
          check me out, check me out
          check me out, check me out
          check me out, check me out
          check her out, dude you can see it poppin' out!
          check me out, check me out
          check me out, haha

do u no wen lettic b watery?

KANYE X ELON IS OUT PLEASE GO READ IT HAHAHAHA

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“i have small pepperoni penis on thursdays” - @Darealisabella 2020