Pls read my very sed life story:
I AM A REISIN ~uwu 
I got eaten but ofc i came back in the form of undigested food...and i got flushed into the sea and was eaten by a fish...but i came out again in the form of YOU KNOW WHAT. and this time i got eaten by a whale, who couldn't digest me and vomited me out. I was found by a farmer. I thought I would have a good owner until i heard him talking about money. The next day, he sold me to an ugly guy who  paid the farmer something that looked like coins? Or paper with an ugly face and a number 1000. I wondered if I had finally gotten a good owner. Then, I saw rice on the ground. Before the ugly guy could see, i jumped out of the basket and hurried to the rice grain. The purchases carried his basket and left. Wow! How lucky, I managed to escape. 'Hi! I'm reisin, who are you?' i asked. 'I'm rice!'; The grain answered. 'Wanna be friends?' I asked. 'No. I only befriend fine rice grains and not stupid dried grapes no one wants' the rice grain answered meanly, turned its back on me and jumped into the sea, killing its self immediately. Maybe there was something wrong with it, or maybe it knew something i didn't. Maybe it knew that there would be a next life, where we would not be food, consumed by humans, where we are born to live, not die. My mind was racing, as I took my last deep breath of life, and followed the rice grain to jump of the cliff into the deep blue ocean, as the water pulled me down towards death. Water. I love water. Perfect place to die. My grave in the water. 
The end of the last living reisin. Gone. That's how reisins went extinct. However, in the modern era, people have discovered a different type of reisin, a raisin, always a dried grape but has a slightly different taste. It is less milky and juicy but has a sweeter taste.
there never was a next life. And there never will be... So please don't follow reisin... thanks and bye!!!! luv u ~~~ uwu

-creds rei, reisin, rei rei, wei, penguin, rsf kitten, RSF