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*Silently sipping coffee while checking my profile.*
*Checks the number of reads*
*immediately spits out coffee*
Me: 29 reads?! Already?!
OMIGOSH ITS A MIRACLE!!
*Screaming*
My sister: SHUT THE FUQ UP!!! ITS JUST 29 READS!!!!!
*boop*
Thank you guys!! <3 Ok, seriously, thank u. I thought no one wanted to read my shit-
Who would want to waste a few minutes of their lives to read my book? ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)
Butttttt,
I'm gunna try and not make cringey crap and actually find my place in society!!
(/≧▽≦)/