Yeah, I'm crabby. I went to Mexico and had sex with a hooker named Los Cangrejos. Turns out, her name in Spanish was "The Crabs." I PAID $700 FOR THE CRABS! Also make sure to stare intensely into Billie's eyes in my background picture. Feel her gaze pierce into your soul.

Even if I'm crabby, I play video games. We could play together if you play any of these:

Left 4 Dead
Portal 2
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Team Fortress 2
Grand Theft Auto V (PC)
DooM
DooM II: Hell on Earth (yes, these are multiplayer)
Fortnite: Battle Royale
Apex Legends (no one shall steal or play as my goth girlfriend, Wraith, asides from me.)


As a music creator, you could find all of my content here:

https://soundcloud.com/user-909703559?ref=clipboard

"Every man has a flaw, every man has a feature. It is your job to find out which is dominant." -Spencer McKronland