so, i was thinking about the 12 days of Christmas song, and then I realized something mildy disturbing. Oh, WHO AM I KIDDING, extremely disturbing. This "true love" is giving out LITERAL ladies and lords and maids and other forms of hUmAn TrAfFiCkInG!!!!! What is wrong with this person!!!! You don't just give out entire groups of drummers AS A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. And add onto that the fact that the poor singer was shoved in a room with 12 partridges, but more importantly, 12 PEAR TREES. And the only thing in the song that they may have actually appreciated was the 40 golden rings, as at least they don't turn their house into a squawking madhouse! Thank you for listening to my rant.