Hello my fren!
Seeing that my book of warfare is still empty, have decided to rally a group of people to join a battle of great proportions that we shall all agree on. I am here to invite you to said battle. May the best authority win...
Now, real quick, you are a part of that book, you are probably aware of the fact that this message was copy/pasted. But, I am bored, so you can't judge me please don't.