Kaida Avery

I'm making a story

Mom: WHO THE FUCK IS SHITTUNG THEIR PANTS??
          Sis:....
          Me:...
          Dogs:....
          Me: I mean it could be anyone of us..
          Mom stares at me
          Me: Welp I regret nothing
          Mom lets out the most stinkiest most loudest fart ever
          Me: WTF?!!
          Mom: That was me ;_;
          Me: Okay then 
          (idek)

https://www.podbean.com/liveroom/?channel_id=LeN2TJrcwN&live_task_id=J3W5H2gI3G 
          please listen to this

I HAVE BEEF WITH MY OWN BODY!

GUESS WHO IS BACK???? ME!!

I wanna leave wattpad but please follow my friend @Fem!RedRiotandGroundzero she will be here soon but i will no onger be here

Is it bad i call myself a monster? Is that bad because i keep hearing someone say 'Look theres a monster run from her' please help me

Um did @not_a_weeb_  just mute me and i have no idea why? Im sad now this is the fifth time some did that to me ;^;

@BaxterJill24 hi

↓Read it all!↓
          
          ↓I mean it!↓
          
          ↓Read it all!↓
          
          If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times u get this.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand.
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter,
          
          you must send this to 15 people, including me.
          
          If you get at least three back, you are loved.
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (right at 12:00pm) the person you love will realize they love you.
          
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of yourlife!
          
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to the 15
          If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          
          A friend told me to do this, so past it on.
          
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can I have your number?
          
          Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          
          This is not fake.
          
          Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow Good luck
          
          Oh! And don’t send this to a group chat!!