Daddy_Ziam

i'm online for the first time in 10 months! Where does time go?!

aquariuscoochie

YOUR BACKGROUND PICTURE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME .

Daddy_Ziam

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*reading fanfiction* 
          
          Girl is 21 years old and is a virgin but still horny a lot.
          
          *About to lose virginity* 
          Guy: Play with yourself
          Girl: What?
          Guy: Play with yourself while i quickly use the bathroom
          Girl: I've never touched myself
          Guy: Just *moves her hand to her crotch and moves it for her* *she continues by herself* *finds new pleasure*
          Girl: *noises*
          
          
          replay -
          Girl: I've never touched myself
          Me: Bitch... what the fuck. I SMELL BULLSHIT.

Daddy_Ziam

IM SEEING ONE DIRECTION TONIGHT OMFG SAVE ME

yea_no

@Daddy_Ziam *sings* IIIIIII I WANNA SAVE YA WANNA SAVE YOUR HEART TONIIIIIIIGHTT HE'LL ONLY BREAK YAA *gets shot* k nvm
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Daddy_Ziam

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Just scared the shit it out of my mum by whispering in her ear from behind the couch 'I like your dolls' in the exact same voice as Annabelle. 
          
          Thats the only impression I can do basically