Seryllith_Orathe
Abandoned.......
Daikester
Seryllith_Orathe
YOURE A PAIN IN MY ARSSEEEEEEE
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I LUVS CHUUUUUUUUUU
*internally cringes*
<3
Daikester
@Seryllith_Orathe awwwww I’m sorry, I take it back. I loves chu lots *mwahmwahmwah* Ew now I just made myself cringe XD
Daikester
@Seryllith_Orathe and you’re a pain in my aaaaaaaaarse! I don’t love chu >:) *laughs maniacally* <3
Seryllith_Orathe
In case anyone is lurking on Ryan’s page and thinks they’re about to uncover something interesting… you are.
I’ve decided I’m going to start start a new series!
......by dropping one completely unnecessary, mildly concerning, and very real “fun fact” about him every day.
No context.
No warnings.
Just vibes.
Welcome to the series.
Day One:
He has a very specific… k*nky preference for women who bully him.
....Yeah. I don’t know either. Feels like something he should unpack in therapy, but instead here we are.
Seryllith_Orathe
Crazy how some people just be out here keeping very detailed lists for absolutely no reason… like sir are you studying for an exam or something?
The dedication is honestly concerning.
The organization? Suspicious.
The commitment to the bit? Unmatched.
Couldn’t be me putting that much effort into… anything.
Anyway just wanted to say I support your… little 100 reason list projects.
Keep doing your thing.
Maybe pace yourself though, we don’t need a whole sequel or anything.
Or do we?
Daikester
@Seryllith_Orathe don’t you even THINK about it! I will appear at your door SO goddamn fast—!
Seryllith_Orathe
@Daikester FIXED! Butmunch. And the one list works just perfectly. I have 100 days worth of content to post. XD
Daikester
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@Seryllith_Orathe yeah you WISH there was a second list to torment me with you little shit. Why don’t you go look back over your book, you missed a few Araenia’s in there *hmph*
-Elswyth
I’m not saying today has been weird, BUT I did just watch a squirrel steal a slice of pizza, lock eyes with me like we had beef, and then disappear into the void like he had a 3PM meeting with destiny.
Also, why did my left shoe make a boing sound when I stepped off the porch? Like… am I spring-loaded now? Am I evolving? Is this my final form?
If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here arguing with my ceiling fan about who gets custody of the good vibes. I’m tired. He’s spinning. No one is winning.
Anyway, happy Wednesday. Or Thursday. Or Saturn. I’ve stopped keeping track.
Lycan-Reads
Hey there
Daikester
@Lycan-Reads well you definitely have my curiosity and my attention! I sent a friend request on Discord, so you should be getting one from the one and only Daikester here in a second
-Elswyth
OBITUARY NOTICE
In loving memory of RyRy; (Who tragically passed away the moment they said I’m “not cute or charming anymore.”)
Today we gather to mourn the loss of someone who once walked this earth with dignity, grace, and the good sense to keep their questionable opinions to themselves.
Alas… that version of them is gone.
Their downfall came swiftly — the second they uttered that cursed sentence about my charm being inoculated. In that moment, they took their final breath as a trusted companion and were reborn as a Certified Hater™.
They are survived by:
– their poor choices
– their shocking audacity
– and their new life as someone who should never be allowed to speak unsupervised again
Services will not be held, as the family (me) is still recovering from the betrayal.
Please keep them in your thoughts during this dark time… For they know not the chaos they have unleashed.
May they rest in peace.
Daikester
You wish I could rest in peace, cause then I’d at least leave your ass alone. UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD JUST TO HAUNT YOU AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Elswyth
Just so everyone knows: I was abandoned HOURS ago. Left to ROT. Forgotten like yesterday’s DoorDash bag. I hope you’re all happy while I sit here......
...... cold
......alone
.....slowly turning to dust.
Truly… the betrayal is cinematic.
-Elswyth
*Licks you* this is the cringe that was RyRy
-Elswyth
Bro’s rizz is so nonexistent that women treat him like a comfy couch — sit near him, never on him, and absolutely never touch the remote. He hangs out with a whole girl squad he’s basically their emotional support NPC....he SHOULD know how to talk to them… but he still opens his mouth like a Windows error message.