So its @MinionintheWildyht over here, I uh forgot my password and can't log in so I just created another account.

On a Quest to find the Lost Cities and eat some Mallowmelt, also, can't talk right now cus I'm getting chased by a few dog-headed-men(cynopheli Nico said I think) so uh bye-

Son of Hades
Legacy of Hephaestus
Blessed by Demeter(I'm not going to eat Cheerios no matter how much you want me to Wheat Lady)

You can call me-
-Spider
-Bro
-Dude
-Broski
-Fellow Indian

You say Pepsi, I say nectar 🍯
You say car, I say Pegasus
You say my brother is annoying, I say have you MET Thunder Thighs?
You say dog, I say Mrs. O'Leary 🐕🦺
You say high school, I say Camp Half-Blood, Camp Jupiter, Hotel Valhalla
You say football, I say CAPTURE THE FLAG (WITH ACTUAL WEAPONS) ⚔️
You say I have awesome hair, I say Apollo, Percy Jackson, AND Magnus Chase would like a word
You say president, I say Praetor / Pharaoh / Odin / Zeus (unfortunately)
You say home, I say Cabin 3 / New Rome / Brooklyn House / Valhalla
You say doctor,
I say Asclepius... or whoever Apollo is today
You say sword, I say Riptide, Backbiter, Jack, Kopesh, Katoptris
You say monsters aren't real, I say look behind you
YOU SAY CHILDHOOD, I SAY UNCLE RICK 🔱

He/Him.
LGBTQ+ safe. frick off homophobes